The Lizz and Jess Show REVIVED

I don't know if any of you are aware of the greatness that is the web show I've sporadically recorded over the years with my best friend..."The Lizz and Jess Show" but last night we were hanging out with one of my exes and decided to revive it!

This was the result:



ENJOY!

Having a Broken Arm can be Sexy...right?

At least that is what I feel like this picture is trying to say...

There is nothing "come hither" about a woman wearing a big plastic bag over her BROKEN arm.

Even if she has shaved legs, (UM, how are they shaved so nicely and not have stubble and cuts everywhere if her right arm is broken and she is probably in pain...unless she's one of the lucky lefties like me...but even still it'd be tricky) wrapped in a towel, wearing lots of makeup, and grinning like a dumbass, she is still probably not gettin lucky wearing that thing.

Unfortunately I only found this piece of photography gold because my bestie Lizz fractured her arm from when she got electrocuted at work awhile back...yes. that happened.

But who knows, perhaps I am wrong on all counts. It's not like I can say much in regards to this whole being sexy thing. Perhaps this plastic-bag-on-my-arm lady is doing better then I am in this department, but what could I possibly be doing wrong folks?

Do I not give off the "come hither" look in my photos??