Happy Anniversary

Me: Happy Anniversary!! =D

Dad: Thanks...I just passed that on to mom

Me: good

Me: you guys doing anything special?

Dad: Nothin' I can mention...

Me: lol...ew.

Me: How many years now?

Me: 27?

Dad: yes

Me: thats pretty amazing

...I hope to find a love like my parents one day. They have set such a great example of what love is capable of being! Although, while I'm glad they are still madly in love, I don't need to be reminded that they still chase each other around the house =P

Hanna's B-day Party Quotes

This past Friday night I went out to celebrate my good friend Hanna's birthday. A group of 25 to 30 people came out to Missouri Lounge where I rallied (with help from Lizz) the entire bar to sing happy birthday to Hanna before she blew out the candle on her birthday cake (the frenchies and I decided a cake was necessary for the party) We all laughed and drank the night away with each others great company. About half of us ended up going back to the Eddys for more booze/pictionary/danceparty as the night wore on.

These were some memorable quotes from the evening:

"Thanks for the anti-asian cream!" - Hanna (after I gave her a bottle of anti AGING cream for her birthday...did I mention Hanna is Korean...)

"this bitch is wearing scrubs!" - Kelan (pointing at a stick figure with a blob as clothes...it was his turn to draw for Pictionary)

"fuck Pictionary, we should play Clue...lock the front door! The culprit who overflowed the toilet is still in this house!" - me

"yeah right happy fucking birthday" - Hanna (under her breath to the cop at the front door)

"people are turquoise" - Hanna

"wipe me!" - Hanna

"NO! wipe yourself!! and wash your hands after!!" - me

"Hanna, we should get out of his room, he IS in here...and he's naked!" - me (Hanna and I went looking for blankets and pillows in Eddy's room in the middle of the night)

SO EXCITED

Maybe it's because the awkward & clumsy, yet adorable & sing-songy girl in the show is named Jess (just like me!)

Or maybe it's because the storyline is about a girl who is in the middle of recovering and rebuilding after betrayal/break up (ahem, unfortunately also like me)

...or maybe it's because I just absolutely love Zooey Deschanel...

but I'm REALLY REALLY OVERLY OMG EXCITED about this show coming out in the fall and had to share.

My feelings exactly

"Every time I try on a bikini, I have to get the stupid underwire ones because I have breasts that move and dance like Bill Cosby in his Jell-O commercials. Then it just looks like I’m wearing a bra to the beach. And in all those stupid Special K diet commercials about bikini season, and I’m like ‘sure I could lose five pounds and look different in this bikini, but maybe I could just drink this beer and eat these fries and shut the fuck up.’" - The Frenemy

Curry

Someone in the office just heated up some Indian food.

I usually bring something bland from home for my lunch because ya know, I'm broke, and going back and forth between Berkeley and SF every day eats up all my lunch money.

Anyway....so smelling the Indian food that is permeating throughout the office is making my stomach grumble in anger at me. I think I even hear it grumbling quite specifically, "grumble grumble, bitch, why do you feed me such boring crap! STEAL HER FOOD, grumble grumble"...when my stomach is hungry its way more evil than any devil on your shoulder. (something you should know about me if you don't already, when it comes to food I'm like a rabid animal.)

I'm not getting anything done at work because I'm too busy fantasizing about snatching her plate of curry and wildly running away cackling while shoving food in my face.

Is it bad that I can actually visualize exactly what that'd look like?

the simple things

Yesterday while on the bay bridge, I saw a tow truck towing a tow truck.

It made me giggle.