Quote of the day

"I think no eyebrows are better than one eyebrow." - AnnaKate

Came into THAT conversation at a weird time...still don't know what that was about, lol

#funnyofficemoments

Hanna's B-day Party Quotes

This past Friday night I went out to celebrate my good friend Hanna's birthday. A group of 25 to 30 people came out to Missouri Lounge where I rallied (with help from Lizz) the entire bar to sing happy birthday to Hanna before she blew out the candle on her birthday cake (the frenchies and I decided a cake was necessary for the party) We all laughed and drank the night away with each others great company. About half of us ended up going back to the Eddys for more booze/pictionary/danceparty as the night wore on.

These were some memorable quotes from the evening:

"Thanks for the anti-asian cream!" - Hanna (after I gave her a bottle of anti AGING cream for her birthday...did I mention Hanna is Korean...)

"this bitch is wearing scrubs!" - Kelan (pointing at a stick figure with a blob as clothes...it was his turn to draw for Pictionary)

"fuck Pictionary, we should play Clue...lock the front door! The culprit who overflowed the toilet is still in this house!" - me

"yeah right happy fucking birthday" - Hanna (under her breath to the cop at the front door)

"people are turquoise" - Hanna

"wipe me!" - Hanna

"NO! wipe yourself!! and wash your hands after!!" - me

"Hanna, we should get out of his room, he IS in here...and he's naked!" - me (Hanna and I went looking for blankets and pillows in Eddy's room in the middle of the night)

Complete Narcissistic Bullshit

It occurred to me last night while chatting with my amazing Wakefield twin, otherwise known as Lizz, otherwise known as Tizz, that I have my moments of being pretty damn funny.

She thought it was completely absurd that I didn't fully comprehend my own cleverness up until last night. Which, don't get me wrong, I've never thought of myself to be a square or a bore, but I'm humble when it comes to these things. I feel like not just anyone has the gift of being witty and clever...to have the ability to entertain is powerful! We decided to delve into the matter.

We went on a hunt for various things I had said via old twitter posts, gchat conversations, livejournal entries, etc., and once all these stories/one liners were compiled in one place, I got to relive all those shiny moments of happiness & hilarity from the past few years.

Suddenly, all humbleness left my being, and what replaced it was a surge of puffed up pride in my very own unique and clever personality.

I am, in fact, funny! I felt like this is something I should start keeping track of! I liked the idea of having a place to go with a collection of shiny happy/hilarious moments!

Here are a couple of examples of the one liners we rediscovered from conversations past:

"At first I felt sad, but now I just feel mad. And now...I feel like Dr. Seuss."

"It's like German propaganda...if you say it enough and hear it enough, it's true."

I'm not exactly sure what I was talking about which made either of those two statements come about. But here is my chance to share my funny stories and moments right after they happen.


And voila! This blog was born.

I don't foresee this as being a place to solely spout my personal cleverness at all times, but somewhere to also jot down anything noteworthy I see throughout my day that adds to making this place we call earth more jovial!

Hooray for feel good blogs! Hooray for seeking out the funny in the every day!!